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LOTSL 257 You Can Never Have Too Many Dishes!

Saturday, December 2nd, 2017 Uncategorized | Comments

We begin with a recap of an older episode where the LOTSL gang talks about phones and how they deal with them. Then, a PHONE CALL from the Little Aussie Battler who, in response to that clip, describes how HE deals with HIS phone.

Then, an official beginning -- swamped with tech problems, which eventually are delt with — and so, the progrum begins!

We discuss:

Ridiculous items for sale, as seen in the Uncommon Goods Catalogue.

THEN!!! LIVE!!! LOTTO FEVER!!! Brenda scratches off some lottery scratch cards a la Big Fatty!!! NOT A WINNER!! How the LOTSL gang all negotiate lottery games. Also, pondering the ultimate fate of lottery winners and the relationship between happiness and wealth.

CHRISTMAS! In Brenda’s neck of the woods — a free event — the lighted Christmas Parade!! Then, ThatPeterG asks what LOTSL families do for outdoor lighted Christmas displays. Also, the LOTSL gang rips apart the Thanksgiving decorations by the Trumps. Also discussed: hand made cards and homemade butter.

Brenda has a strange hoarding problem: shopping for dishes from housewares that she doesn’t really need.

Mary Tyler Moore and Veal Prince Orloff!!!

Toppie’s keyboard issues…

Brenda discusses an EXTREMELY tiresome work and break-time rules that rise to new levels and why Company Speech sucks.

And finally: Shout outs and thank-you’s

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LOTSL 256 Propane Lasagna (and Other Stories)

Monday, November 20th, 2017 Uncategorized | Comments

Today's special guest is DJ Starsage from his "The Faraway Nearby," and "Surely You Jest" podcasts.

DJ and the LOTSL gang discuss many topics, including: Bob Ross and his relaxing wet on wet technique painting shows on PBS and the "Squatty-Potty."

Jay the Hauntcub talks about his birthday and recent travels to Atlanta, the many “Pride-48’ers he caught up with. Jay also discusses experiences with the Walking Dead and Coca Cola Experience including strange coke flavors from far flung countries. Also: Coke’s history as a vehicle to deliver cocaine, plus, more early soda lore and marketing. Does soda help upset stomachs? What about Chiclets?

Topics also featured: “Gluten Free,” and the labeling of food products in connection to our current zeitgeist. “Anita Bath” boyohboyboyoh!! Also, Jay was blown away by the haunted house attraction known as “Nether-World” in Atlanta. PLUS! Aaron Neville and his cut-off jean jackets. Planet Hollywood and why celebs get involved in restaurants, and "I Appreciated the Tight Pants!"

DJ brings to our attention the link between CHIPS the TV show and Star Trek.

The LOTSL gang recalls back to their childhoods when, suddenly, the power would go off! Kerosene Lanterns! GLOW IN THE DARK STUFF!! CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!! LED LIGHTS!!

DJ Starsage has a story about Olga, a French Nationalist and atheist who wants to remove “so help me god” from oath to become a US citizen. Also, is the USA really all that homogenized after all? We discuss cultural frustrations involved in our expectations from those who emigrate into the USA.

Finally: The LOTSL gang discusses clothes that live forever in our closets! Brenda discusses a blue hooded sweat shirt she favors that she just doesn’t want to part with.  Also, Brenda talks about how different television is now, since the 1980’s, especially considering fashion and who we think of sex-symbols (and how white your teeth are!) In particular, LOTSL discusses the long running TV sitcom "Cheers." Shelley Long versus Kristie Alley!

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LOTSL 255 I Keep Dairy Until It Smells Weird

Monday, October 30th, 2017 Uncategorized | Comments

Brenda, Peter, Jay and Toppie are back with the latest episode of Life on the Shit List!  Our Doc Stone is out on assignment.

Topics include: How does slander work? Product packaging snafus! We ask: Have you ever been fooled into DANGEROUS LOVE? And finally, What is your last "great" accomplishment?

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LOTSL 254 Cake in the Rain and Junk

Thursday, October 12th, 2017 Uncategorized | Comments

The entire LOTSL cast returns for a brand new show!  Just listen...  'cuz ain't nobody got time for writin' no show notes this week, 'kay?  HARRR!!  No seriously... does anybody even read these goddam notes? I doubt it. "I" being me, Toppie.  I think I could write blah blah blah for each episode and nobody would even notice or care.  AM I RIGHT??? I dunno, really.  But anyway... have a listen... won't you? NO REALLY!  Just listen.  And thank you.  Better show notes next time, promise.  Mostly.

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LOTSL 253 Tiny Tiny Little Doot Doot Thing in the Sky

Saturday, September 16th, 2017 Uncategorized | Comments

Brenda Boo is out on assignment, but with us today is special guest, Paul Chandler, the Shy Yeti.  

The LOTSL gang rates their excitability index for the upcoming solar eclipes!

Politics and the UK perpective. Big Ben chimes to go silent for four years for rennovations. Long Live the Queen! Paul's story of meeting royals.

Wisconsin based company to have option for employees to have micro-chip implants for the purpose of using company vending machines!

Honest feedback App?? A strange new instant message app that gives you the option to leave friends truthful, frank and annonymous critical messages.

Rediculous Pick-Up lines! Judge shows and a Judge Judy aside! Current trend of dying your hair grey and our own hair dying experiences!

And finally: Like the Man Bun -- Hate the man bun?

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LOTSL 252 He’s Got the Meat Sweats

Sunday, September 3rd, 2017 Uncategorized | Comments

TOPICS INCLUDE: Brenda goes back to Iowa, but misses the man with the world's longest Penis (who apparently lives there). We trade storries about our displeasures with air travel.

Jay the Hauntcub describes his weekend at Big Fatty's Horror Hotel.

Peter talks about the drugs he took while in recovery from his foot surgery

Doc Stone says he's gonna lose his job (again). Also, re-entering the work force when you are of a certain age. And then, Doc Stone's experience with the Blue Apron meal service, which... well... wasn't all it cracked up to be. Also, Doc Stone has been tweeting our President and his comment was retweeted over a ka-billion times #fireandfury!!

Peter has an update on "the Slants," a band that sued all the way to a Supreme Court and they unanymously won their case over the so-called "disparagement clause"

LOTSL weighs in on Lynchville Elementary school in Oregon (named after a family over a century ago) that will be changing their name to disasociate themselves from the negative connotations over the name.

Brenda and Peter discuss the wildfires in Canada and Oregon

And then, Boob sweat and the new so-called Tah-Tah Towel product that claims to keep boobs nice and dry. And finally, Breast feeding kwanza huts at airports

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LOTSL 251 I was Walking Like Frankenstein

Saturday, August 26th, 2017 Uncategorized | Comments

This time on LOTSL: Our thoughts about OJ Simpson getting out of jail. Dr. Who is a woman!??! Peter's left foot. Man books a prostitute who turns out to be his own wife. Brenda finds the word "breeders" offensive. The LOTSL gang share their own amazing life hacks! The proposed Hyper Loop: Would you ride in it? Incidentally, France was once king of the pnuematic tubes! And finally, is anybody out there still ironning their clothes?

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LOTSL 250 Actually, Pinocchio Killed the Cricket

Thursday, August 17th, 2017 Uncategorized | Comments

While Peter and Jay are out on assignments, Brenda, Doc Stone and Toppie take on the following topics:

Brenda is surprised... and yet delighted by the full-frontal, up in your face nudity involved in the TV program "Embarrasing Bodies," currently available on Netflix.

Doc Stone wants to fly a kite, but gets spurned. Brenda has a kite story too.

Brenda talks about her current plan to return home to Iowa on her next vacation. and spend 12 days with family.

Doc Stone talks about Disney and in particular some specific changes to the Pirates of the Carribean ride, including a scene where a woman is being auctioned off. How shall we look at this old Disney theme and its mysoginistic construct? How would you reconstruct this Disney ride to be in line with today's more politcally correct ideals? And anyways, was Walt Disney really all that nice of a guy?

And finally, a brief discussion about a new book about the realities behind the Donner Party and its infamous theme of cannibalism.

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LOTSL 249 Boon Spenders

Thursday, August 3rd, 2017 Uncategorized | Comments

The LOTSL gang remembers "Thelma and Louise" (and Brad Pitt, mostly). Are Brad and Jolie divorced, or not?

What's the difference between a Soliciter and a Barister? Brenda responds to a voice mail from Scotty, the Lil' Aussie Battler... which leads into a discussion of the complications/problems of today's phone/text ettiquette.

Then, this story: Bare-butt naked baby that shows off his/her butt hole offends restaurant patron and launches internet controversy. Why do we get so upset and outraged over what we read on social media?

Next LOTSL  discusses contemporary paranormal themed reality TV shows and tell of paranormal experiences in their own lives. If they could experience something supernatural, the LOTSL gang tells what kind of paranormal weirdness they'd like to experience!

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder: What do we really know about it? Is PTSD the new disorder of the day that everyone suffers from? Also, what is all this about being "triggered"? Also, it seems like everybody today has ADHD!

Opiates and other potent pain relievers: their use and misuse.

Brenda has opinions about the bad acting she sees on the Netflix show, "Frankie and Grace." Is main stream America really ready to see a real gay relationship on TV?

And finally: Toilets around the world and why Doc Stone might be Irish.

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Friday, July 28th, 2017 Uncategorized | Comments

This is our live streaming show as presented last June 24, 2017 at 10:00 AM on Pride48, unedited and exactly how the chat room heard it.  Plus -- a few minutes before and after we went live!  Enjoy!