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LOTSL 275 It Gives Me More Stability

Saturday, September 29th, 2018 DefaultTag | Comments

Today on LOTSL: the crew begins by tackling the AMSR Community.

Followed by:

Ladies who hide things in their bra.

Jay the Hauntcub’s late night mysterious tweet explained.

Balls for your walker!

Things ThatPeterG and others on LOTSL want to bury with their spouses.  

Doc Stone has to describe himself to his new co-workers.

Smoke from wildfires and other sources of pollution. Also: The LOTSL gang guesses what things are most found beached on our coastline. Plus: Nasty, pathetic smokers kill sea turtles and ruin everything else! Especially in Greece. Not to mention... the anti butt coalition.

Stories about blind rage: we talk about experiencing moments of blind rage.  What is anger?

Bizarre murders.

Wes was annoyed by someone’s noise pollution at the grocery store and the LOTSL gang returns to rage.

More complaining and outrage follows.

And finally: Comedian/actor Eddie Murphy has produced enough sperm to create 10 million babies with 5 different ladies.  So say they all. 

LOTSL 274 They’re Not Beating Around the Bush!

Sunday, September 9th, 2018 DefaultTag | Comments

We got some good stories for you!!  This guy has problem with folks having sex with his hedge! 

Also, the pooping New Jersey Superintendent!

Denver Wriggleman and Big Foot erotica: the mating habits of Big Foot.

In this episodes installment of “We Rate Your Desk” the LOTSL Gang scrutinizes Jimmy Bear’s desk!

ThatPeterG questions recent memes making fun of Putin and Trump as “gay” for each other and asks “are they offensive”?

Rebooting TV Shows:  We’ve had “Rosanne”, “Will & Grace,” and there are plans to reboot “Murphy Brown” and “Frasier” but, Is it a good thing? What TV show would you like to be rebooted? Also: modern takes on old TV game shows.

Vitamin B-12, anyone?

Click Bait stories.

Children killed by their parentssay wha — ??

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LOTSL 273 Anal Distaff Is Not A STD

Sunday, August 26th, 2018 DefaultTag | Comments

Our special guest is DJ Starsage from Surely You Jest and the Far Away Nearby podcasts.

Shout Out to LOTSL Listeners extraordinaire, Lamont Cranston and Brent Gordon!

Nobody had any damn batteries for their stupid games!

Jay the Hauntcub talks about his vacation.

Special guest DJ Starsage relates a story about misplaced or stolen plutonium!

Doc Stone’s dusting dilema leads into a discussion about our favorite cleaning products.

LOTSL rates Baron Frosti’s desk!

End of an era:  Peter announces the end of free peanuts from South West Airlines.

Doc Stone introduces “the Crotch-Pot”!  Cook with your crotch heat!!!

Brenda wants to talk about “extreme embalming”.

Peter discusses Hollywood and the ethics involved in casting choices.

And finally, Doc Stone explains a way to figure out your drag name and so we contemplate our drag names!

Brenda requests feedback from LOTSL listeners about the practice of making money off the backs of wild animals — should it continue?

Tweet your ANAL-CAR names!  and send in your desk photos!

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LOTSL 272 Have You Ever Been Up to the Lemon and Touched It?

Thursday, August 2nd, 2018 DefaultTag | Comments

While Jay the Hauntcub is out on assignment, we welcome back to LOTSL our special guest the Fey Driver from the Pink Wheelnuts podcast!

Doc Stone talks about Lemon Grove’s his celebratory Birthday for its iconic main squeeze, a giant lemon that is turning 90 years old!

Pondering our mortality: Brenda Boo has some Olivia De Havilland information which leads us to a discussion about our own potential for longevity of mind and body.

Health advice from Toppie Smellie:  Wash, wash, wash your hands!  New study findings detailed.

The Fey Driver describes his recent experience working on Canada Day doing his Fire Marshal Fey fire safety presentations to those gathered in the parks.

The LOTSL gang discusses their personal ideas for the perfect summer respite.

Brenda leads a discussion about living wages and real estate, automation, robotics and the North American economy. 

Finally, we conclude with a car question from Peter G for the Fey Driver.

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LOTSL 271 That Really Puts the “Bitch” In Obituary, Doesn’t It?

Friday, July 20th, 2018 DefaultTag | Comments

The LOTSL gang discusses how they do their laundry and yet avoid the sometimes “sour” smell. Also, their fascinating toilet cleaning techniques.

Doctor Wesley Pythagoras Stone gives an account of his recent ritzy trip/vacation, including a tour of the famous Pez candy factory! Then Doc Stone met up with Big Fatty and then later Disney Land.  Then, Wes and Jay the Hauntcub trade Big Fatty stories! And a must not miss is Doc Stone’s attempt to explain to Brenda Boo, “What is Big Fatty’s SPECIAL CHAIR?”

That Peter G reads an unusual obituary about a recent passing.

Then: Things you can’t UN-SEE!  For example, DOCTOR PIMPLE-POPPER!!!!  AAAAUUUUGH!!  The lansing of Jay the Hauntcub’s cyst!  AAAAUUGH!!!!  It leads to a conversation about how the news has always been salacious, especially in newspapers before TV and radio.

That Peter G brings up this new program in Vermont: Vermont is willing to pay workers who work remotely $10,000 over a two year period in hopes of increasing its youthful population and work force.  We all discuss! Also, the once upon a time female shortage in Alaska!

Finally, Peter closes with some activities of straight guys, that might possibly be considered gay? The LOTSL gang discusses.

Plus: A letter from Princess Honah and Jay the Hauntcub’s new automobile! Woot! Who still gotta crank they windows?

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LOTSL 270 He’s Like A Bag of Butterscotch Pudding Slow

Saturday, June 30th, 2018 DefaultTag | Comments

Jay the Haunt Cub has recently returned from the Gay Days  at Disney World, so the little shoe starts out with the LOTSL cast discussing their Disney World and Disney Land experiences.

Brenda Boo gives a cat update!  LOTSL cat owners compare notes.

Brenda Boo brings up David Sedaris and his new audio book, “Calypso.” A long discussion of Sedaris the author and the Sedaris family ensues.

LOTSL RATES YOUR DESK TIDINESS!!  A VALUED LISTENER responds to a past episode of LOTSL where the gang described their desk and how they kept it.  In response, our VALUED LISTENER sends in a picture of his own desk.  The LOTSL gang leaps at the opportunity to describe and deconstruct OUR VALUED LISTENER'S desk and hilarity results!

valued listener's desk

CONSPIRACY THEORIES: LOTSL responds to an email from George In Atlanta, who wants to know if the Shit-Listers subscribe to any of the many CONSPIRACY THEORIES that abound in our nation’s consciousness.  A lengthy discussion follows as we go back and forth from the ridiculous to the sublime and back again, especially about 9/11.

ThatPeterG openly discusses what it is like taking the drugs now known as PREP, which prophylactically prevents the transmission of HIV. Brenda asks, what do drug companies who make a lot of money with their life saving drugs, owe the public?  What are their moral obligations? Truvada for example.

Jay asks: What Are We Watching?  Peter is watching Lost In Space; Toppie and Brenda are watching true crime documentaries; and Jay is watching Anime.

Finally, Jay has a very personal story about his life.

LOTSL 269 Bananas and Bad Ideas

Monday, June 11th, 2018 DefaultTag | Comments

The Fey Driver once again joins the LOTSL cast as they discuss the Common Wealth, maple syrup, the Royal Wedding, and generally, they all unintentionally, manage to mangle much of Canadian history.

Meanwhile, Brenda balances her check book for “AMUSEMENTS.”  This leads them to discuss why Canadians invade the USA to buy things? Think VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME!

Our acid reflux problems! Foods that become disagreeable to the LOTSL crew's systems… What they all have to avoid in their diets. 

Doc Stone arrives!  LOTSL grills Wes mercilessly about his new job prospects and his interview that took place only an hour earlier.  Wes does his best to respond.

Now that Wes is here, LOTSL returns to discuss foods they can no longer eat. Does Doc Stone get the gird? Not to mention Brenda’s RASH!

Toppie talks about his sweet Daddoo using… MEDICAL MARY JANE! The ups and downs of controlling chronic pain over years and years.

The Fey Driver describes how he is LEAVING many online services, subscriptions and other odd connections. 

And finally: Doc Stone wants to know: What products that promised you a lot, and you purchased them... but have ultimately DISSAPOINTED YOU? Do you spread Turtle wax inside your shower? PLUS!! Products we have purchased that actually HAVE worked!

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LOTSL 268 Lava is the Zombie of Natural Disasters!

Saturday, May 26th, 2018 DefaultTag | Comments

The LOTSL Gang get’s the show off to a start by describing what was shitty about their week. Peter couldn’t sleep; Brenda Hulks-Out and breaks a pager at work… erm... deliberately.

Brenda explains why she has departed social media and how she doesn’t miss it.  Twitter management skills?  Brenda absconds with Ressussa-Annie’s head!

Online conversations: Toppie does not appreciate being told to… “Google it…”!

Social media campaigns that urge us to celebrate our so-called flaws.

LOTSL discusses the spectacle and tragedy of the amazing lava flows in Hawaii! 

Finally, Brenda quizzes the LOTSL gang on a glossary of special and foreign terms from the 1950 edition of the Betty Crocker cook book. For example: What is the definition of “A La King?” How about “Bouillabaisse?” And what do you think a “demitasse” means?

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LOTSL 267 There’s Drunk People Just Waiting to Vomit in Somebody’s Uber.

Sunday, May 6th, 2018 DefaultTag | Comments

The Shit Listers start the show off like they’re all drunk... honestly... we don't really know...

First Topic: Imagine if you are on a 1982 circa game show, and you are offered a lifetime supply of one product: The LOTSL gang contemplates, and they all come up with some interesting choices.

Is Trader Joes all that?  What OTHER businesses would you consider to be over rated?  As usual the LOTSL crew has answers!

The five “C’s” of a diamond are recited. And what does gold mean? And what’s paper money, anyway? Okay, seriously they get into a very strange conversation involving armageddon. And why not?

Briefly, Trader’s Joe’s versus Wegmans? This goes nowhere, really.

Moving on to the bathroom:  Just how healthy are blower hand dryers?  FECAL MATTER!  NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!! What is the answer?  Paper towels, it turns out. What exactly were infinity towel loops?

‘Round about here, we begin to end the show…  but just a little more hilarity ensues.

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LOTSL 266 I Don’t Believe I have Ever Been Confronted By A Nipple That Made Me Upset!

Friday, April 27th, 2018 DefaultTag | Comments

Our special guests are the Fey Driver and Paul Chandler, the Shy Yeti.

Brenda’s fav new phone game, “Fit the Fat.”

Fey Driver relates some news about a recent tragic school bus accident that has stunned Canadians. 

Paul, the Shy Yeti tells of an alleged poisoning of three British citizens, possibly by the Russians!

ThatPeterG reads an email from listener Trucker Alex about calling his “shoe phone” and The LOTSL gang responds with childhood fantasy playing.

A voice mail from Princess Honah!

Toppie attends his 10th year recognition dinner.

Fey Driver asks the LOTSL gang to please describe your home or office desk tidiness level!”  The various responses may surprise you. Or not.

Paul wants to know from the LOTSL crew — "if someone was to make a movie about your life — what actor would you choose to play you?"  Hilarity ensues…

And LOTSL concludes with Peter explaining the Great Nipple Caper Cover-Up from Manatee County Florida school district… you’re not gonna believe THIS one, folks!

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