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We are a revolving group of players, living the American dream but falling a bit short.
Jan 2018

Brenda Boo schools the boys about boobies and bras… then, Toppie hesitantly tells a near-scandelous story about his sweet Mammo's boobies.

The LOTSL cast gives an update on their lives since their last time podcasting, before the holidays.

Dr. P Stone describes what it has been like for him since being laid off work.

That Peter G describes his elaborate plans to help his husband celebrate his birthday by creating a magical cream puff tree also known as a croquembouche!

Celebrity Candidates: The LOTSL gang describes how they feel about the recent ballyhoo about Oprah Winfrey running for President.

Cremation and the taste of ashes… a family decides their mother’s ashes are very tasty, but do you really want your mom in a toilet?

Words that are new to us.  “Raw Water” anyone?

Brenda is critical of the one time podcast sensation known as “Serial,” season one, but then she recommends “True Crime Obsessed,” the podcast. 

And finally, Doc Stone questions that peculiar realm of fandom known as Youtube stars.

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Jan 2018
Posted in Uncategorized by lotsl at 6:52 pm

First up: Voice mail from Princess Honnah and “Hauntdaddy" Ron.  Thank you Honnah and Ron.

Then: ThatPeterG has wireless printer problems. Brenda Boo has found a prediction of how 2018 will go for her.

Novel Christmas gift idea! Peter describes The “Shit Express,” a service that will send a piece of shit in a box to someone of your choice! We ask each other if we would consider using this service at a cost of $16.95.  Toppie Smellie mentions paper products made from animal poo. 

How will the shit-listers remember 2017?  Peter, Brenda Toppie, Jay the Hauntcub and Doc Stone all expound! We go down an anti-trump hole for a while.

Pride48 2018 in New Orleans!  The LOTSL crew talk about their experiences with New orleans!  Burial practices in New orleans!  Living statues!  Cafe Dumont!  Ben Gays!  Crawfish ETOOFEY! Peter and John Goodman beads! New Orleans!  Pride48! August 24 to 26!

Today’s trend of exposing sexual predators!  Hiding behind loopholes must come to an end!  HR and Diversity training: is it even possible?

The LOTSL PLAYERS PRESENT: “Hey, I got Yer Sexual Harassment Right Here, Boy!”  A dramatic play in several short acts. Hilarity ensues! Sex in the work place laid bare! How we get turned on by co-workers!  OOO LA LA!

How the TV show “Queer As Folk” has informed us, especially Brenda! — for better or worse.

TRUE CONFESSIONS!!  Our own Dr Wesley Pythagorus Stone plays the piano???  We report and Doc Stone explains.

Toppie describes his afternoon with an organ tuner!  Strange but true!

Brenda Boo equates the peak of her sexuality with the release of the movie “Young Frankenstein”

Toppie discusses the evolution of cooking videos!  They’re fast! Cheesy! Porny!!! A Toppie recipe described. Using Youtube for instructions in general. 

And finally, Peter’s windshield wiper dilemma.

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Dec 2017

Our special guest the Fey Driver describes his recent job transition into being a fire inspector! Meanwhile, what is the emolument law? How do fire inspectors work? Fey explains (although he’s only been doing this job for six days). FIRE MARSHALL FEY!

Toppie tries on two knit hats that were knitted by Brenda and gifted to Toppie. Brenda describes her loom techniques.

Next, Brenda describes a package she received from ThatPeterG. It may involve socks. Peter explains the impetus of his sock gift to Brenda. Also, once again Brenda does some scratch-off gambling games she got from Peter. The suspense may kill you. Peter reveals you actually don’t have to scratch off scratch off cards. A startling behind the scratch-off scene revelation! NOT A WINNER!!!!

Jay the Hauntcub talks about holiday decorations from his yute, It’s a very short story.

Then, on to travel woes: Peter has a question that has vexed him and his spouse. We do the math: You live 20 minutes from an airport. You leave home somewhere around 4:00 PM for a 6:00 PM flight. When should you show up at the airport? Peter tells how it all should be according to him! TIME CUSHIONS!

Jay DRAMATICALLY describes a 4.1 earthquake that happened on the East coast near him!! BAH-WHOOOOOM!!!! Brenda says she has FIVE active volcanoes near her! She lists them all. Also: Jay is growing his beard. Fey says he also got a haircut the very day we recorded. Calling Dee Jay Jazzy Jeff!

Then, whilst having a leg cramp, Brenda speaks of an experience with some Christmas politness while shopping today. Also, the Fey Driver explains his own recent Christmas check out story! RETAIL MADNESS!!! CHEAP CRASS CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!! Bon-Bon, Pom-Pom! Ho! Ho! Ho! BWOMP! BWOMP! Also, Doc Stone and his Safe Way simpleton!

Brenda speaks of a work place mishap when trying to get through the day when she just need a little more mental stimulus than normal but consequently, people just think you’re mental. It’s a good feeling. Also: Our Doc Stone fires off a zinger at work! Suddenly, Jay reveals he no longer works at home! He explains. There’s a lot more work-place chatter in his life! Office environments invites people to puke out the minutiae in their lives. TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH! Minimal walls and Brenda wants her own cubical.

LOTSL TIP!!!! Peter talks about discovering your own UNCLAIMED FUNDS! Details! Maybe YOU have some unclaimed funds! Toppie may have some money from a dentist coming to him.

Finally, Brenda leads a quick discussion about the latest celebs outed by women accusers as sex abusers! Men are now losing their jobs! 

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Dec 2017

We begin with a recap of an older episode where the LOTSL gang talks about phones and how they deal with them. Then, a PHONE CALL from the Little Aussie Battler who, in response to that clip, describes how HE deals with HIS phone.

Then, an official beginning -- swamped with tech problems, which eventually are delt with — and so, the progrum begins!

We discuss:

Ridiculous items for sale, as seen in the Uncommon Goods Catalogue.

THEN!!! LIVE!!! LOTTO FEVER!!! Brenda scratches off some lottery scratch cards a la Big Fatty!!! NOT A WINNER!! How the LOTSL gang all negotiate lottery games. Also, pondering the ultimate fate of lottery winners and the relationship between happiness and wealth.

CHRISTMAS! In Brenda’s neck of the woods — a free event — the lighted Christmas Parade!! Then, ThatPeterG asks what LOTSL families do for outdoor lighted Christmas displays. Also, the LOTSL gang rips apart the Thanksgiving decorations by the Trumps. Also discussed: hand made cards and homemade butter.

Brenda has a strange hoarding problem: shopping for dishes from housewares that she doesn’t really need.

Mary Tyler Moore and Veal Prince Orloff!!!

Toppie’s keyboard issues…

Brenda discusses an EXTREMELY tiresome work and break-time rules that rise to new levels and why Company Speech sucks.

And finally: Shout outs and thank-you’s

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Nov 2017

Today's special guest is DJ Starsage from his "The Faraway Nearby," and "Surely You Jest" podcasts.

DJ and the LOTSL gang discuss many topics, including: Bob Ross and his relaxing wet on wet technique painting shows on PBS and the "Squatty-Potty."

Jay the Hauntcub talks about his birthday and recent travels to Atlanta, the many “Pride-48’ers he caught up with. Jay also discusses experiences with the Walking Dead and Coca Cola Experience including strange coke flavors from far flung countries. Also: Coke’s history as a vehicle to deliver cocaine, plus, more early soda lore and marketing. Does soda help upset stomachs? What about Chiclets?

Topics also featured: “Gluten Free,” and the labeling of food products in connection to our current zeitgeist. “Anita Bath” boyohboyboyoh!! Also, Jay was blown away by the haunted house attraction known as “Nether-World” in Atlanta. PLUS! Aaron Neville and his cut-off jean jackets. Planet Hollywood and why celebs get involved in restaurants, and "I Appreciated the Tight Pants!"

DJ brings to our attention the link between CHIPS the TV show and Star Trek.

The LOTSL gang recalls back to their childhoods when, suddenly, the power would go off! Kerosene Lanterns! GLOW IN THE DARK STUFF!! CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!! LED LIGHTS!!

DJ Starsage has a story about Olga, a French Nationalist and atheist who wants to remove “so help me god” from oath to become a US citizen. Also, is the USA really all that homogenized after all? We discuss cultural frustrations involved in our expectations from those who emigrate into the USA.

Finally: The LOTSL gang discusses clothes that live forever in our closets! Brenda discusses a blue hooded sweat shirt she favors that she just doesn’t want to part with.  Also, Brenda talks about how different television is now, since the 1980’s, especially considering fashion and who we think of sex-symbols (and how white your teeth are!) In particular, LOTSL discusses the long running TV sitcom "Cheers." Shelley Long versus Kristie Alley!

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Oct 2017

Brenda, Peter, Jay and Toppie are back with the latest episode of Life on the Shit List!  Our Doc Stone is out on assignment.

Topics include: How does slander work? Product packaging snafus! We ask: Have you ever been fooled into DANGEROUS LOVE? And finally, What is your last "great" accomplishment?

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Oct 2017
Posted in Uncategorized by lotsl at 5:35 pm

The entire LOTSL cast returns for a brand new show!  Just listen...  'cuz ain't nobody got time for writin' no show notes this week, 'kay?  HARRR!!  No seriously... does anybody even read these goddam notes? I doubt it. "I" being me, Toppie.  I think I could write blah blah blah for each episode and nobody would even notice or care.  AM I RIGHT??? I dunno, really.  But anyway... have a listen... won't you? NO REALLY!  Just listen.  And thank you.  Better show notes next time, promise.  Mostly.

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Sep 2017

Brenda Boo is out on assignment, but with us today is special guest, Paul Chandler, the Shy Yeti.  

The LOTSL gang rates their excitability index for the upcoming solar eclipes!

Politics and the UK perpective. Big Ben chimes to go silent for four years for rennovations. Long Live the Queen! Paul's story of meeting royals.

Wisconsin based company to have option for employees to have micro-chip implants for the purpose of using company vending machines!

Honest feedback App?? A strange new instant message app that gives you the option to leave friends truthful, frank and annonymous critical messages.

Rediculous Pick-Up lines! Judge shows and a Judge Judy aside! Current trend of dying your hair grey and our own hair dying experiences!

And finally: Like the Man Bun -- Hate the man bun?

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Sep 2017
Posted in Uncategorized by lotsl at 8:35 pm

TOPICS INCLUDE: Brenda goes back to Iowa, but misses the man with the world's longest Penis (who apparently lives there). We trade storries about our displeasures with air travel.

Jay the Hauntcub describes his weekend at Big Fatty's Horror Hotel.

Peter talks about the drugs he took while in recovery from his foot surgery

Doc Stone says he's gonna lose his job (again). Also, re-entering the work force when you are of a certain age. And then, Doc Stone's experience with the Blue Apron meal service, which... well... wasn't all it cracked up to be. Also, Doc Stone has been tweeting our President and his comment was retweeted over a ka-billion times #fireandfury!!

Peter has an update on "the Slants," a band that sued all the way to a Supreme Court and they unanymously won their case over the so-called "disparagement clause"

LOTSL weighs in on Lynchville Elementary school in Oregon (named after a family over a century ago) that will be changing their name to disasociate themselves from the negative connotations over the name.

Brenda and Peter discuss the wildfires in Canada and Oregon

And then, Boob sweat and the new so-called Tah-Tah Towel product that claims to keep boobs nice and dry. And finally, Breast feeding kwanza huts at airports

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Aug 2017

This time on LOTSL: Our thoughts about OJ Simpson getting out of jail. Dr. Who is a woman!??! Peter's left foot. Man books a prostitute who turns out to be his own wife. Brenda finds the word "breeders" offensive. The LOTSL gang share their own amazing life hacks! The proposed Hyper Loop: Would you ride in it? Incidentally, France was once king of the pnuematic tubes! And finally, is anybody out there still ironning their clothes?

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